Warning strong language, although justified i feel!
Both Doggy jumpers are done, just gotta wait for pictures now!!!
Next (and past) project.
Been doing mangyle for about 6 months, back was done in 2 days flat. lovely. Front, mother fucking cock sucker wank fuck colour work is doing my head in, so doing it one row at a time,this will probably mean my gauge is out (fuck it) and at the moment my intarsia and my fair isle look like a two year old has been colour then spilt drink all over it (fuck it) as in it’s not lying flat and some stiches are lose and some you can barely see (again…fuck it). But i am determined to finish, And he will wear it!!!!! Hoping it’ll wash and block out but if it doesn’t oh well. to be honest this pattern has me pulling ky hair out. I mean FFS I can knit and crochet proficiently, i can knit lace, bags, jumpers cardigans, gloves, toed socks, know 4 cast ons and 4 cast offs without having to look them up, Work stripes, chinchilla yarn, I’ve crocheted a flaming jacket, and i can’t tackle a simple fucking dick wad of a jumper. The knitting gods are being fuckwits by creating this pattern.
Here is somebody else's Finshed Mangyle
Both Doggy jumpers are done, just gotta wait for pictures now!!!
Next (and past) project.
Been doing mangyle for about 6 months, back was done in 2 days flat. lovely. Front, mother fucking cock sucker wank fuck colour work is doing my head in, so doing it one row at a time,this will probably mean my gauge is out (fuck it) and at the moment my intarsia and my fair isle look like a two year old has been colour then spilt drink all over it (fuck it) as in it’s not lying flat and some stiches are lose and some you can barely see (again…fuck it). But i am determined to finish, And he will wear it!!!!! Hoping it’ll wash and block out but if it doesn’t oh well. to be honest this pattern has me pulling ky hair out. I mean FFS I can knit and crochet proficiently, i can knit lace, bags, jumpers cardigans, gloves, toed socks, know 4 cast ons and 4 cast offs without having to look them up, Work stripes, chinchilla yarn, I’ve crocheted a flaming jacket, and i can’t tackle a simple fucking dick wad of a jumper. The knitting gods are being fuckwits by creating this pattern.
Here is somebody else's Finshed Mangyle
Got 7 bobbins and 2 balls on the go, doing a little twisty thing whenever i change colour (ripped twice due to holes) trying not to over pull yarn but not get really lose sticthes, even had the girls and boys in iknit london try and help.
Only pattern my OH has ever decided isn’t ‘cheap and tacky and home made looking’, even refused to wear the hat i made him (black nothing stand out) but decided to buy one instead (after i’d finished) so i will finish it, and it will kill me in the process, i shall cast off, wash block and steam, then go and sit in a corner and rock and dribble for 20 years thinking of the hell it has put me through.
somebody please tell me i’m not the only one considering knitting suicide over this and donating my whole stash with needles to a charity shop so i can never attempt it again.
Why do we do it to ourselves?
Only pattern my OH has ever decided isn’t ‘cheap and tacky and home made looking’, even refused to wear the hat i made him (black nothing stand out) but decided to buy one instead (after i’d finished) so i will finish it, and it will kill me in the process, i shall cast off, wash block and steam, then go and sit in a corner and rock and dribble for 20 years thinking of the hell it has put me through.
somebody please tell me i’m not the only one considering knitting suicide over this and donating my whole stash with needles to a charity shop so i can never attempt it again.
Why do we do it to ourselves?
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